Wednesday, January 11, 2012

What do you call a girl with one leg?

When I first saw this photo of the Dums, I was thinking, "WOW LOOK AT THE LEGS!"... then I got a load of my sad little stump / chicken leg out the other side of Dum.



To be honest, I said, "look at your guys' hot legs and my sad little cripple sticks coming out the back."  Dum proceeded to yell at me and said I couldn't say that.  But honestly, it looks like someone lifted me out of my chair and propped me in between them, then positioned my legs to look "natural".   This is not the first time this has happened with the Dums.  Noods propped me in a Jazzy in Vegas and at an NYC hotel in the summer, Dum would point to the handicapped chair and say,  "there's your seat."

Someday, I'll look like I can walk.  Till then, can someone give me a lift?

Love,
Eileen

11 comments:

  1. There are pictures of both the Jazzy and the hotel pool chair. Where are they?

    Love,
    Kristen

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  2. Let me tell you the truth here. All three of you have beautiful legs. The only thing you are noticing is their's are being shot from the side and your's (is it theirs and yours or do I add the /'/?) is shot straight on. You all look great.. Now I need the relatively smart one to grammar check my post please.

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  3. I'll have to dig them out. I have both.

    Love,

    Katie.... I mean, Eileen

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  4. Kyle! You have such kind words for us. Thank you. Please note that Dummy Doll Legs has perfect abs and a gravity-defying arse...so we feel a bit justified in pointing out her legs.

    Love,
    Tiffany

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  5. Dum, I really think it comes down to the pose. You are doing a classic broken leg pose.

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  6. Husband keeps asking me to read it out loud because I start to cry laughing. Read it again.

    Love,
    Kristen

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  7. The jazzy. I can't even type it.

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  8. Seriously, I can not wait until Kyle is on board with "the truth" and I can't wait until the husbands understand

    Love,

    A super tipsy Katie

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  9. get your cripple sticks back to the gym and do some calf raises...xo, your fitness conscious

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  10. Fitness Conscious. I love you.

    Love,

    Katie

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