Lot's of belting. I'm still on the fence, not sure it's flattering.
Two too many headbands.
Did NOT like the shiny red satin old timey whore house number that Reese was trying to pull off. Not one bit. What's going on downstairs?
Keith's hair bummed me out as usual.
Now lets get to the important part. Angelina Jolie with the accent color, carry over the accent to the lipstick and satin clutch and dye to match shoes. She didn't do the shoes but I can't imagine why. And while we're at it where is Brad's red bow tie and cumberbun?? And your red rose bud wrist corsage? I thought we had a theme going*.
Here's what I was digging. Love all the plunging necklines. Okay that might be it as far as trends I liked.
My fave look (and I'm quite lonely here) is Kristen Wiig.
Second is, strangely, Clare Daines.
Love,
Kristen
*I (circa 1987) could take her down in a dye to match face off. Hi red accent color, meet my friend teal.
I'm no fashion expert, but it seems to me wearing a belt always carries the risk of revealing a FUP.
ReplyDeleteAngelina Jolie looks like a Valentine wedding cake topper...circa 1989.
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Noods
Where in the hell is her neck? It looks like someone just shoved some weird, shiny, Madame Tussaud head on the top of a set of weird bone shoulders. Anyone that neck-less needs to find a different dress
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Katie
And how could we forget Madonna's shout-out to herself with the fingerless glove? And why does she always try to squeeze into dresses that are two sizes too small? Double-boob / double-cleavage / ass-for-a-chest is never a good look.
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Noods
Claire Danes did look good. I agree with ST, belts = fups. Why wasn't anyone wearing powder? They all look like they've been doing calisthenics
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katie
Smokey T's - You are right, that belting gives fup to even the skinniest of them. Such a good point.
ReplyDeleteHey Jessica - You might want to at least walk down the aisle before you completely throw in the towel.
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Tiffany
agreed. Noods
DeleteDum - I fully support you and your love of Kristen Wig. She knows what style looks great on her super skinny physique. The color made me yawn a bit...
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Tiffany
Nudes, she was so washed out. But I loved the hair and the dress style so much I forgave her. I would have added a spray tan and taken it to cheeseball, but I respect her decision.
ReplyDeleteNo Selma!!!!! What? Are where are my "men" photos! Don't make me post porn links on this blog. I am two clicks away for "Midget HungDum Mania #2" going up. You need to be nicer to your faggit following and give us what we want... At least two great shots of the guys. Keith does not count he is a douche and Brad, well he's with the cake topper so that does not count either!
ReplyDeleteI tried to put a "naked" shot up but I got "censored".
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