Monday, January 16, 2012

Golden Globes "Wrap Up" part 2

I usually make it a point to avoid all awards shows but I can't resist Ricky Gervais.  I can see that Hollywood feels a bit differently about him judging by all of the stink face in the audience.  They were pissed and not in the fun way.  When did everyone decide that the GG's were indeed NOT a party and instead a blow hard convention?  But let's talk about what really matters.  The fashion.

Lot's of belting.  I'm still on the fence, not sure it's flattering.








Two too many headbands.



What's up with Jessica Beils saggy third middle boob??


Did NOT like the shiny red satin old timey whore house number that Reese was trying to pull off.  Not one bit.  What's going on downstairs?


Keith's hair bummed me out as usual.


Now lets get to the important part. Angelina Jolie with the accent color, carry over the accent to the lipstick and satin clutch and dye to match shoes.  She didn't do the shoes but I can't imagine why.  And while we're at it where is Brad's red bow tie and cumberbun??  And your red rose bud wrist corsage?  I thought we had a theme going*.


Natalie Portman, let this be a warning to you.  I see that the accent color matches your clutch.  At least your lips aren't burgundy.  That's something.


Here's what I was digging.  Love all the plunging necklines.  Okay that might be it as far as trends I liked.





My fave look (and I'm quite lonely here) is Kristen Wiig.


Second is, strangely, Clare Daines.


Love,
Kristen

*I (circa 1987) could take her down in a dye to match face off.  Hi red accent color, meet my friend teal.

12 comments:

  1. I'm no fashion expert, but it seems to me wearing a belt always carries the risk of revealing a FUP.

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  2. Angelina Jolie looks like a Valentine wedding cake topper...circa 1989.

    Love,
    Noods

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    1. Where in the hell is her neck? It looks like someone just shoved some weird, shiny, Madame Tussaud head on the top of a set of weird bone shoulders. Anyone that neck-less needs to find a different dress

      Love,
      Katie

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  3. And how could we forget Madonna's shout-out to herself with the fingerless glove? And why does she always try to squeeze into dresses that are two sizes too small? Double-boob / double-cleavage / ass-for-a-chest is never a good look.

    Love,
    Noods

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  4. Claire Danes did look good. I agree with ST, belts = fups. Why wasn't anyone wearing powder? They all look like they've been doing calisthenics

    Love,
    katie

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  5. Smokey T's - You are right, that belting gives fup to even the skinniest of them. Such a good point.

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  6. Hey Jessica - You might want to at least walk down the aisle before you completely throw in the towel.

    Love,
    Tiffany

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  7. Dum - I fully support you and your love of Kristen Wig. She knows what style looks great on her super skinny physique. The color made me yawn a bit...

    Love,
    Tiffany

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  8. Nudes, she was so washed out. But I loved the hair and the dress style so much I forgave her. I would have added a spray tan and taken it to cheeseball, but I respect her decision.

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  9. No Selma!!!!! What? Are where are my "men" photos! Don't make me post porn links on this blog. I am two clicks away for "Midget HungDum Mania #2" going up. You need to be nicer to your faggit following and give us what we want... At least two great shots of the guys. Keith does not count he is a douche and Brad, well he's with the cake topper so that does not count either!

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  10. I tried to put a "naked" shot up but I got "censored".

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