Me: Maisy I am cutting your nails tonight otherwise people are going to think you are a weirdo.
Her: Mommy! I prefer the word whack-job.
Ten minutes later...
Me: When I said you were a weirdo what did you say? I want to post it and I forget.
Her: I didn't say anything.
Me: Yes you did! Wait....Oh! Whack-job!
Her: Oh, right. I thought I just thought it.
Me: No, you said it.