Monday, January 23, 2012

Someone needs to do this, part 2

I am intrigued by home staging.  Mostly because I'd like to get inside strangers homes and judge them.  So I've been doing a little research and am shocked by what is being passed as "staging".  Here are some examples of the end results.

Fake plant, blue accents.


Large sheet as duvet, blue accents.


Fake plant, rich gold accents.


No one cares about this nook at all.


I am no design expert but this is just depressing.  Is that chair hemorrhaging?

Again, I am too lazy and would probably end up going broke buying stuff so other peoples houses would sell faster but this market is wide open.  Get in there.

Love,
Kristen
Posted by at 8:33 AM

7 comments:

  1. dummy dumholeJanuary 23, 2012 at 8:56 AM

    Those look like examples of granny staging. If that house sold, I would poop my thong.

    Love,
    Katie

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  2. SuperdumJanuary 23, 2012 at 9:31 AM

    You would poop your thong either way. Irregardless (just kidding I know it's regardless. That just makes me laugh), who is doing this staging stuff? People pay for that!

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  3. dummy dumholeJanuary 23, 2012 at 11:02 AM

    It's true, I would poop my thong anyway. Sigh. Honestly, my sister Amy stages, but extremely well. When someone is really good at it, it's pretty amazing. Your examples were of a "short bus" stager.

    Speaking of handicapped, why is there a wheelchair next to the security word type in box?

    Love,
    Katie ( have to go type my wheelchair word now)

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    Missing items:

    cardboard TV
    plastic pastries
    wine glasses with acrylic "water"

    Love,
    Noods

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  5. SuperdumJanuary 23, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    I think I could be a pretty big deal at staging. The passion is already there. Will have to consult with Amy when ready to take that leap as I'm sure she is the real deal.

    Love,
    Kristen

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2012 at 6:55 PM

    Dum!!! That would be perfect for you. More discussion please!

    Love,
    Noods

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  7. Smokey TreatsJanuary 23, 2012 at 9:34 PM

    This is your calling and you know it!!

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