Most days I devise a grandiose plan for what I will accomplish after the kids go to bed. Unfortunately for most days, there also comes a time in the evening when I know I'm going to be completely unproductive. It's happening right now. I sat down. With perpetual sleep deprivation, that is always a bad idea. It also adds to my insecurities, because I am convinced that every other Mom in America has boundless energy. (Fuck you, Kelly Ripa.) So I also won't be able to relax or fall asleep at a reasonable hour. Awesome.
Yay! Hoarders is on...feeling better about the dried ketchup dishes that are taunting me from the kitchen.