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I guess I will have my work cut out for me! Oh dear, this is very disturbing. Now leave me alone people, I need get out my Singer and Bedazzler, pronto! Hooker Hooper Kyle has some Voodoo dolls to conjure and craft up quick. Praise Baby Jesus for my Master's in Needle Point! 3 Devil Barbies- coming up! (please send swatches of hair from the wax of your last Brazilian... girls we have to go deep to evict these monsters. Omg, I need a theme song!!! Gaga, where are you?
Kyle!Happy Friday the 13th to you! I'm gathering voodoo materials in an envelope and will deliver them to you immediately when I arrive home.Love,Katie
Am banning iphones at all future meetings.Love,B.bub
Dear Beelzebub,Just take your pills.Love,Katie
Both of you suck.Miss you,Tiffany
Noods ,Get ready, we will be waking your dragon Monday afternoon! Can't wait to see your eyeballs go red. Love Katie