Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Would somebody please pay the balance on my Saks card?

It may seem a lot to ask, but when gems like this are 70% off, there is no way to walk away.  You've already seen the crystal Choos.  Well, they were certainly NOT in my budget.

Aside from some gorgeous person just making a donation, would you have any suggestions?  A bake sale? A cake walk? A calendar?   It is for a good cause.

Without your help, my legs will always look like or rather BE sad, cellulite riddled midget legs.

Love,
Katie
Posted by at 9:31 AM

7 comments:

  1. SuperdumJanuary 3, 2012 at 9:40 AM

    Dear Doll Legs, I totally would fund your shoe collection but I have no heat. I'm too busy being cold.

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  2. dummy dumholeJanuary 3, 2012 at 9:50 AM

    Dear Kristen,

    Thank you for the chilly love, but love won't pay the Saks bill, please start brainstorming for ideas.

    Love,
    Katie

    p.s. I don't want to hear any "reasonable" poppycock from Tiffany either. Tiff...I just need fund raising ideas.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    Hey Dummy... All the ladies at the homeless shelter will be green with envy.

    Reasonably yours,
    Tiffany

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  4. dummy dumholeJanuary 3, 2012 at 12:02 PM

    Noodle,

    This is the very sort of reasonable poppycock of which I spoke.

    Shut that Suze Orman-esque (or whatever that bitch's name is) pie hole of yours and show me the money.

    Although I DID have eyelid surgery, my days of being able to "dazzle" anyone are just barely hanging on. I'm not getting any younger. Has NO ONE taken to heart my "list" in regards to what I needed in a man. Chop chop people.

    If those fat ass Khardashians can do it, I can.

    Love,
    Katie

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  5. SuperdumJanuary 3, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    Noodle, I told Katie I think we should have a shoe off but we both think you would blow doors on us. I need to work on my collection this year.

    Love,
    Kristen

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2012 at 12:48 AM

    Both Alexander Wangs belong in your closet. Perfection.

    Love,
    Tiffany

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  7. dummy dumholeJanuary 5, 2012 at 11:56 AM

    Noods, I love when you say "yes" to Wangs, Wongs, Choos, Kors, Gabbanas. Etc..

    How much longer till Vegas?

    Love,
    Katie

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