In an effort to try to fit into this red dress, I've begun half starving myself. Anyone that knows me, knows that I get cranky when I don't eat. The dress might fit but I'm an uber bitch. I think it's better to be slightly chubby and fun.
Can someone get me a cheeseburger? Thanks.
Love,
Katie
mean and skinny? maybe. but it's worth every 'dagger eye' glance. love the red on you. i sure hope you are getting "you know what'ed".
ReplyDeleteI'm coming in early today and I'm bringing snacks. Kyle, she gets that'ed either way.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kristen
Dum, Should I get out of bed? What time are you coming?
ReplyDeleteKyle, it's true what Dum says. There is a lot of what'ed going on. I love NYC.
Love,
Katie
so happy everyone is getting what'ed!
ReplyDeleteKyle,
ReplyDeleteYou are going to be so proud when you see my food (or lack thereof) log.
I'm being so good! And very naughty because of it.
Love,
Katie
I better see some damn almonds on that list and I better see some "R" rated snaps of the 'who's who book of what'ed"... I expect three example or you will lose you honorary "gay hooker bunny" membership. How long have you been there? 4 nights? That would easily be a strong 8 with my team so you better do us proud!
ReplyDeleteFood log. Day one. Six martinis and an air sandwich. Side of Ambien. Day two. See day one.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kristen
Dum,
ReplyDeleteDid you peek at my log?
Kyle,
I just started sweating. Now I'm nervous about how to impress you.
Love,
Katie
Kyle just wants pics. Show him the sexy ones from earlier. That should appease him.
ReplyDeleteLove
Kristen
Beware. "She has such a pretty face" tends to follow cheeseburgers.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Noods
But Noods, i LOVE cheeseburgers! Kristen, those pics made me vom after the fact. They seemed like a great idea at the time. Perhaps I should stay away from martinis for a minute.
ReplyDeleteLove
Katie
Katie those shots are seared on my eyeballs. Thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteSo gross, right? WTF
ReplyDeleteLove,
katie