Not So Sexy Saturday

This is an excellent example of a bruise ruining a perfectly amazing dress.  This isn't just any bruise, it's what my twin nieces call a "drunk bump".

While visiting my sister in Denver, a few cocktails were consumed and that sweet little shiner revealed itself on a Sunday.  By Monday it had taken on a bluish hue, and by the time we got to Wednesday, it was full on black.  It doesn't matter how much effort you put into your look, the only thing you see is that bruise.  It's been a week and it 's STILL there.  I just got a spray tan thinking it would camouflage it, no luck.

Any ideas?

Love
Katie

Mean but Skinny

In an effort to try to fit into this red dress, I've begun half starving myself.  Anyone that knows me, knows that I get cranky when I don't eat.  The dress might fit but I'm an uber bitch.  I think it's better to be slightly chubby and fun.

Can someone get me a cheeseburger? Thanks.

Love,

Katie