Tuesday, January 3, 2012


It's been brought to my attention that I say "retarded" a lot.  Apparently, that's not P.C.

But THIS is the best ever:
When I told Neil that due Janice's love of the bottle whilst I was in In Utero, I was probably legally retarded...he simply replied, " I'm IL-LEGALLY retarded....stupid but cool".

What a relief. I'm completely down with being illegally retarded.

However, the vodka that shot out my nose was  probably not good for my post surgery face.

Bless you Neil, you have saved my soul more than once.  I love you.


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