In spite of what my dermatologist says, I am convinced that tan people are healthier and happier than everyone else. So I spray tan religiously during the spring and summer but sort of let it go in the winter months. I mean no one sees anything but my face and hands so it seems a little over the top. Anyway, we were having Friday Happy Hour Play Group (don't judge) and my friend walks in looking like she'd just returned from holiday (who says that?) all tan and glowy. Turns out the source of the tan was this little piece of business. The Tan Towel. It does the face, neck and chest and even the arms and legs which is all you really need in the winter. I don't know if it makes me "look good naked" (it doesn't) but it definitely makes me look better clothed.
Here's to my fake health and happiness!
Love,
Kristen
This is the second time in a week that I've heard about this. I think that's God telling me I need some color. But I am afraid, so afraid.
ReplyDeleteAfter your recommend on the spray tan, I tried it and it was gangbusters! My but and thighs haven't looked that good in ages.
ReplyDeleteThis wipe sounds like a dream come true. I'm gonna grab a couple.
Love,
Katie
Emily, pull the trigger and report back. You will thank me. Also, get the classic formula if you are ass white.
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ReplyDeleteIf memory serves, you hate the word "naked". Wasn't there a Shawn Colvin song I would sing all time, and you would get pissed that it said "naked"?
Love,
Katie
Yes, the word naked in songs makes me uncomfortable. Also every song by Faith Hill.
ReplyDeleteOoooh, I just impulse ordered from Amazon. I haven't looked any kind of tan since my Rachel Zoe Halloween costume 3 years ago (and you are correct, no one knew who I was). Will keep you posted.
ReplyDeleteI know it's scary but I really do think it's what God wants for you. If you hate it I will buy it off you. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteI'll see you in Vegas... with fake tan, fake blonde and fake wrinkle-free face.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Noods
If a man uses it will he look like Dick Clark??
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