Just a sneak peek. She texted back "Holy shit are you German?" I don't even know what that means but it made me laugh. Here is the whole enchilada.
Let's review. Loose shapeless jeans with a baggy ass. Check! Shaggy thrifted coat that still has that smell. Check! Wool beanie. Check! Socks and sandals. Check and check! Sure fire way to repel all men and fancy ladies. She made us sit in the back.