Monday, January 2, 2012

NOW I know why you people have children

A woman in SF had recently adopted a baby, and was hosting a party.  I stumbled across this action packed toy and was delighted.  (It was missing the batteries)
The hostess was NOT amused.  In fact, I believe she was angry that I had called attention to the elephant in the room.  Give me a break.  That is clearly...exactly what it is.

FYI, Adopting a child to acquire one of these is pretty hard core.  One need only wander into their local Pleasure Chest and unashamedly request one.

Love,
Katie

p.s. don't forget the batteries
Posted by at 9:39 AM

7 comments:

  1. PureCynJanuary 2, 2012 at 9:56 AM

    Ohh dayum....you just opened up the proverbial can of worms... But hey!! For you and I it's a barrel of monkeys at this point. Get a load of this:
    http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-children.html

    http://www.digitalbusstop.com/inappropriate-childrens-toys/

    Okay.....you got me started!! Have fun kids!!

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  2. dummy dumholeJanuary 2, 2012 at 10:32 AM

    Pure Cyn,

    Love you. A LOT.

    Love,
    Katie

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  3. dummy dumholeJanuary 2, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    Pure Cyn,

    Finally I had a chance to look at your suggested websites. Truly amazing. My sweet little Sesame Street Dildo was "childs play" compared to some of those zingers.

    Thanks for bringing them to light. Made me howl.

    Love,
    Katie

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  4. SuperdumJanuary 2, 2012 at 1:54 PM

    Did you touch it? I just bathed in Purell.

    Love,
    Kristen

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  5. SuperdumJanuary 2, 2012 at 2:04 PM

    I read somewhere that they sell things like that on the internet. Or, you could adopt.

    Love,
    Kristen

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  6. eL TecoloteJanuary 5, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    Dirty

    eL Tecolote

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  7. dummy dumholeJanuary 6, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    Dum,

    Adoption is out of the question for me, as I'm fairly certain you can't kennel a child when you travel.

    Oh wait, I'm probably wrong on that.

    Let me know.

    Love,
    Katie

    p.s. el Tecolote, you were there for that

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