My name is Katherine Kelly Morgan. Some people call me Katie, some Kate, KK and of course... Dummy. However in Dum's (Kristen) house, I'm regarded as "That Lady". This loving moniker was given to me by their son and is said with an enormous amount of disdain. Of course, the fact that I respond with this face, only exacerbates the situation.
Upon learning that I was going to ride in the car and go back to their house, he began to wail. Being the genius I am, I quietly said, "I'll be sleeping in your crib." This sent him into a full blown freak out and gave me a tiny giggle. Thankfully I do have one ally, the eldest daughter. As we were loading the car and his anxiety was rising I overheard her whisper "she'll be sleeping in your crib with you".
Well played 'Ol girl...well played.
Thank God one kid likes me.
Love,
That Lady
Upon learning that I was going to ride in the car and go back to their house, he began to wail. Being the genius I am, I quietly said, "I'll be sleeping in your crib." This sent him into a full blown freak out and gave me a tiny giggle. Thankfully I do have one ally, the eldest daughter. As we were loading the car and his anxiety was rising I overheard her whisper "she'll be sleeping in your crib with you".
Well played 'Ol girl...well played.
Thank God one kid likes me.
Love,
That Lady
Dear Ms. That Lady -
ReplyDeleteSometimes people drink.
eL Técolote, lifted from Dummy Dumhole
eL Tecolote,
ReplyDeleteIt's true. Would you like me to make you a cocktail?
Love,
Katie aka TL
How about my Fivehead in that picture. Worst picture ever.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Katie
Can you make it for me in AZ? Heading to the Aeropuerto ahora mismo.
ReplyDeleteScottsdale.
Adios!
eL Téc
Wait. That's your second given name. What's your first given name again? And a shout out to Dr. Dick Morgan for sorting that out for you.
ReplyDeleteGaye Elizabeth. Just remembered.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kristen
Oh my GOD!
ReplyDeleteOnly for 5 days. And it was spelled with no e. Just Gay, like happy or homosexual.
Love ,
Gay
It's just a matter of time before Johnny refers to you as "that lady".
ReplyDeleteLove,
Noods
Noods-
ReplyDeleteI thought that was already happening?!
Love,
That lady