Sunday, January 29, 2012

Does half a Moore equal a whole (lot of crazy)?


(This photo was taken two weeks ago.  I'm salivating.  That body is my ultimate favorite)

Dum brought it to my attention that Demi Moore is on a solid diet of Diet Red Bull and Whip its.  I had to look up what a whip it was:

1. (N) Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.

OHHHH I remember doing those!  They didn't make me darling or skinny and I never had a seizure because of them.  Also I hate red bull.  As much as I am in love with her emaciated body, there are some things I just can't do for the skinny (sorry Kyle).  I guess I'm going to have to stay fat.

Love,
Katie

4 comments:

  1. I could drink gallons of Red Bull no prob but Kate you are so right. Whip its are for babies. And for the women who marry them.

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  2. Are you kidding me? A "whip it"... I lived on this stuff in the 90's. We had specially made embroidered kerchiefs with rhinestones which we would use on the dancefloor of all the circuit parties so we would not freeze our hands doing a "puff". Mine was blue and purple which meant I was also "holding' ecstasy. I was a multi-tasker don't you know. But that was a long time ago when I too was stupid and did not realize that you could get "high" from meditation and dancing! As for the Red Bull- good girl, that is some evil shit. Poor girl, she is a bit old for this nonsense - I hope she get well. And fyi,you are far from fat dum dum!!!

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  3. The only thing keeping her from looking like a lollipop-head Olsen twin is her normal-size neck. And the last time I lost my shit over a boy was in the 8th grade. Keep it together, Demi.

    Love,
    Noods

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  4. Well said Noods.

    Kyle, you are my effing hero. Do you still have the kerchief? Please say yes

    Dum, Red Bull is so gross. So are babies.

    Love
    Katie

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