Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Chubby 1/3

Kristen is skinny and hot.  Tiffany is an accomplished triathlete, fit and hot.  I actually have to work out to keep it together at all.  We are talking no eating after 6pm (only cocktails) , working out at least 3 times a week (preferably 5) and cutting back on my candy intake.

This is how happy it makes me:
Clearly, not at all.  After a 45 minute Tread and Shred class, I want an Apple Walnut Cobbler from Houston's.  Why bother?  I have to bother because Kristen and Tiffany have both given birth out of their own bodies at least twice and are 100% more fit than me. (I have never had a baby come out of my Va J J...so I have zero excuses)

Isn't there a pill I can take?

Please say yes.

Love,
Katie

4 comments:

  1. Well first of all whatever you big fat 4. Also, is there a pill you can take? We might have to look into that in 2012...

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  2. This might be helpful (and way less punishing than the Stairmaster) ...

    http://robbwolf.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/thePaleoSolution_QuickStart.pdf

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  3. Dear Klaus,

    You are the best! I love this list. A lot.

    Love,
    Katie

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  4. I'm in love with your labels.

    Love,
    Kristen

    Also, sorry about not signing my comments. You can't edit your comments so that is done.

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