If you are a "bottled blonde" you should never try to sort your roots out yourself. THIS is what happens:
That hot mess is some Clairol platinum blonde. WHY would I pick platinum blonde? My hair is darker than my effing eyebrows. After this hideous debacle, a hairdresser told me that if I ever absolutely had to address my own roots, to use something from Whole Foods. She said a "highlighting kit", which I didn't find. I tried Tints of Nature the next time. Muuuuch better.
The only good thing that came out of this terrifying dye job was spending time with my family:
Thank you bad roots. I love you Morgans.