Friday, December 30, 2011

The Road to Hell....

( Pictured Amy Morgan Stinson and Sharon Roberts Prothe and the dummest of all Katie)




Every year, we start out with the best of intentions. I'm going to do these things more:

Slobberts

 These things less:


And yet, by the end of 2011, inevitably I look like this:



Please hold me accountable to some of my New Year's Resolutions for 2012.  I'm begging you.  The fit, skinny, darling girl inside is just DYING to get back out.  Only with your help of donating your time to reading this blog, and making me want to be fabulous for you, will I achieve my new goals.   And no, I won't declare them until the first of the year.  I love you people.  Thanks for loving me chubby.

Love,

Katie

8 comments:

  1. GROSS ALERT!!

    Okay...remember. IF your poop floats, you're not eating right. Eat more fiber. It should sink like a rock :)

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  2. and it should be "S" shaped. Oprah told me.

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  3. Kyle and Cyn! You guys are making me realize I truly need to do a post about turds. My sister Amy and I do "Turd Reports" at least weekly. And I gave her a book titled "What your poo says about you".

    I'm going to go see what floats now and what doesn't...

    Love,
    Katie

    p.s. it's only natural, like breast feeding. (ew)

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  4. Okay....it's 1am. I'm reading this now and I'm laughing out loud. My tummy hurts! Too funny!!

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  5. I love how you don't even bother to put a pic of a martini on the less list.

    Love,
    Kristen

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  6. Dummy,

    Why would Martinis be less? If ANYTHING, Martinis would be in the more list. Don't be foolish. You clearly have your priorities out of whack. Get it together!

    Cyn,
    Thank you for the love and the giggles. I'm having some fiber in your honor.

    Love,
    Katie

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  7. Cyn,

    I just confirmed that I need more fiber. A LOT more fiber.

    Love,
    Katie

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