Recently my sister texted me that she was in the process of cutting her own hair. Well immediately I was concerned because I have always considered that to be one of the first signs of mental illness. Even back in college my friends and I would mime cutting our own hair as our way of saying someone had dropped their basket. Of course, my sister denied being crazy but that's like the second sign that you are, right? Anyway I think the lesson here is that even if you really do a great job on your own hair, just don't tell anyone. All we can do now is watch and wait. I hope I'm wrong, Meg.
Oh dear. I just checked and it turns out that trying to make a monkey love you is indeed another sign.