On my first trip to India, there were a lot of crazy ass things to see. However, my cliche favorite was just "happening" upon a friggin' elephant:
In order to calm down, I donned a Sari, a bhindi ( trying to blend in) and ordered a martini. Do you think everyone thought I was an Indian?
(If you go to New Delhi, check out the Aman hotel and The Imperial Hotel as well. There are also lots of touristy things I could say...but martinis are most important )
Thank you for not murdering me Elephant, I love you.