Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The least sexy Christmas list ever

So, I want that 50mm lens.  And these shearling lined boot clogs.  Clog boots?  I don't know but manhoods are shriveling as I type.  The last two items are a Cuisinart (dude foodies (doodies?) are perking up here) and a blender (yes, for drinks).  How am I doing?  I hope next year is a LOT more foxy.

Love,
Kristen

4 comments:

  1. If I wanted to look like the girl in the picture what mental disorder would I have? Cause I kind of want to.

    Love,
    Kristen

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  2. K Dum-

    If you want to look like her. Dip your hair in a vat of red crap, stop showering, put on filthy shoes and get all of your clothes from Goodwill.

    Sick.

    As for your list: Stink clogs? I know you want a new pair of "nachos"..but reallY?

    Lens: Get it

    Blender: Okay for cocktails, but how low is your Xmas bar?

    How about a weekend with your Superdum posse???

    Think outside the stinky shoe!

    Love,
    Katie

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  3. Boot clogs have rendered me speechless. Please complete your ghastly list with the following:

    1) Five Fingers barefoot running shoes
    2) A baggie, ill-fitting maxi-dress
    3) Anything Katie Holmes wears

    Love,
    Tiffany

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  4. You know I don't run.

    Loe,
    Kristen

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