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Hahaha!!! He is such a blow hard. That's what you get for hanging out in bh. Love,Kristen
His voice causes my peekachoo to resemble a dry river bed.Love,Tiffany
Blowhards vomiting nonsense from runaway pieholes causing riverbeds to dry up is exactly what wrong with this country!Pass the whiskey.
el Tecolote...when are we hanging out because I totally agree!Love,KAlso what kind of whiskey?
Katie, are those little clavicle knobs implants? Love them and how much did they cost because I'm not sure I can afford two. Or maybe I just go less volume?Love,Kristen
I have one bony ass collar bone, huh? Perhaps during plastic surgery month, I can get him to shave that down....and remove some ribs. Removing ribs would make more sense than trying to work out to be as darling as you and Tiffany.You are both skinny beyatches.Love,Katie
Kristen... I don't know when we're hanging out, although I think the last time it was in Well's kitchen & it was Jack Daniels. Since then I've come across a good substitute: Blanton's.Katie, if you need a clavicle shaved down I have a guy for you; took half an inch off mine in April.eL Tecolote
eL Tecolote-You are dreamy. Drinking whiskey with you would make me forget all about my clavicle issues.Love,Katie
El Tecolote that was a fun night! Still so sorry we left you guys on the corner. There was honestly no room in the back of that wrangler. Even with the hatch back open. Do over?Love,Kristen