Thursday, December 22, 2011

Shut your hole Ben Stein

Last night my love interest and I went to the Polo Lounge.  We like to go there, snuggle into a booth, snog and listen to the sweet sounds of David Aldo:
This South African Sweetheart has a voice to melt your heart.  (Check him out at www.davidaldo.com) Anyway, the ONLY thing I could hear last night was this horrifying voice:
Braying on and on about himself and how much he is on TV and very audibly how he was jealous of my McCarthy salad.  I was about to punch him in the gob when I opted for a non-violent solution:
Thank you Belvedere.  Love you David Aldo.  Ben-get your pie eater wired shut.

Happy Plastic Surgery Month,
Love,
Katie
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9 comments:

  1. SuperdumDecember 22, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    Hahaha!!! He is such a blow hard. That's what you get for hanging out in bh.

    Love,
    Kristen

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  2. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    His voice causes my peekachoo to resemble a dry river bed.

    Love,
    Tiffany

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  3. eL TecoloteDecember 22, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    Blowhards vomiting nonsense from runaway pieholes causing riverbeds to dry up is exactly what wrong with this country!

    Pass the whiskey.

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  4. SuperdumDecember 22, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    el Tecolote...when are we hanging out because I totally agree!

    Love,
    K

    Also what kind of whiskey?

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  5. SuperdumDecember 22, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Katie, are those little clavicle knobs implants? Love them and how much did they cost because I'm not sure I can afford two. Or maybe I just go less volume?

    Love,
    Kristen

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  6. dummy dumholeDecember 23, 2011 at 9:06 AM

    I have one bony ass collar bone, huh? Perhaps during plastic surgery month, I can get him to shave that down....and remove some ribs. Removing ribs would make more sense than trying to work out to be as darling as you and Tiffany.

    You are both skinny beyatches.

    Love,
    Katie

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  7. eL TecoloteDecember 23, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    Kristen... I don't know when we're hanging out, although I think the last time it was in Well's kitchen & it was Jack Daniels. Since then I've come across a good substitute: Blanton's.

    Katie, if you need a clavicle shaved down I have a guy for you; took half an inch off mine in April.

    eL Tecolote

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  8. dummy dumholeDecember 23, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    eL Tecolote-

    You are dreamy. Drinking whiskey with you would make me forget all about my clavicle issues.

    Love,
    Katie

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  9. SuperdumDecember 27, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    El Tecolote that was a fun night! Still so sorry we left you guys on the corner. There was honestly no room in the back of that wrangler. Even with the hatch back open. Do over?

    Love,
    Kristen

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