Shut your hole Ben Stein

Last night my love interest and I went to the Polo Lounge.  We like to go there, snuggle into a booth, snog and listen to the sweet sounds of David Aldo:

This South African Sweetheart has a voice to melt your heart.  (Check him out at www.davidaldo.com) Anyway, the ONLY thing I could hear last night was this horrifying voice:

Braying on and on about himself and how much he is on TV and very audibly how he was jealous of my McCarthy salad.  I was about to punch him in the gob when I opted for a non-violent solution:

Thank you Belvedere.  Love you David Aldo.  Ben-get your pie eater wired shut.

Happy Plastic Surgery Month,
Love,
Katie