Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Descendants


It wasn't his fault but after leaving this movie I was genuinely pissed at my husband.  It's like when you have a dream where your husband is cheating on you and when you see him in the morning you just shake your head and say, "You're such a dick".

Here's my problem with this movie.  It's mom-hating.  Mom is in a coma but she had an affair so she kind of deserves it.  Then the dad takes the kids on a road trip that is the most fun they've ever had.  Look how good things are without mom!!  The ending is like a freaking Valentine to dad's everywhere and a finger to all moms.  Mom has passed away.  So, dad and the girls snuggle up on the couch and watch a movie, sharing ice cream out of the carton.  See ya, mom!  Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way to heaven.  I almost punched my husband in the head.

Love,
Kristen
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8 comments:

  1. dummy dumholeDecember 20, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    KD-
    You are certainly confident on the fact that you'd be going to heaven, huh?

    Love,
    Katie

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  2. SuperdumDecember 20, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    Well maybe not me but that lady looked after those kids for sixteen years and put up with that smarmy husband of hers. I just think she's getting in.

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  3. SuperdumDecember 20, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Also, I did enjoy Rob Huebel in this.

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  4. So that happened..December 20, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    So the Dad has to raise two girls after his wife dies whilst boating to her lover... And the Dad is the bad guy?

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  5. So that happened..December 20, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    You are a crazy person. That being said If you're ever in Russia ring me

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  6. dummy dumholeDecember 20, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    So that happened, where are you in Russia and can we get your contact details.

    Kristen thinks your are hot.

    Love,
    Katie

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  7. So that happened..December 20, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    Well played . Hopefully she won't take a boat to see me like that bird from the Descendents.

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  8. SuperdumDecember 20, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    So that Happened, you might need to take a break from commenting.

    Love,
    Kristen

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