The Chubby 1/3

Kristen is skinny and hot.  Tiffany is an accomplished triathlete, fit and hot.  I actually have to work out to keep it together at all.  We are talking no eating after 6pm (only cocktails) , working out at least 3 times a week (preferably 5) and cutting back on my candy intake.

This is how happy it makes me:

Clearly, not at all.  After a 45 minute Tread and Shred class, I want an Apple Walnut Cobbler from Houston's.  Why bother?  I have to bother because Kristen and Tiffany have both given birth out of their own bodies at least twice and are 100% more fit than me. (I have never had a baby come out of my Va J J...so I have zero excuses)

Isn't there a pill I can take?

Please say yes.

Love,
Katie