shoes: hussein chalayan
Look what the UPS man delivered yesterday. It's like my two favorite types of footwear (flip flops and booties) made sweet love and had a shoe baby. But it goes beyond that. With the full coverage up top and full exposure downtown, these shoes perfectly embody my love of compromise dressing. Not at all comfortable in dead sexy outfits I often go with party on the top and business down below. Or vice versa. If too much skin sneaks out on the bottom half of me, you can be sure I will button up and then pop the glasses on for good measure.
Now when I tell you that they were free it's not to imply that I could put a price on perfection. It's just to give a shove to those of you who may be on the fence about them (if you are on the fence don't tell me I will be upset).
I love you mullet shoes.
I know my toes are barely hanging on there. Don't even bother with that comment.