Ladies when you get a pedicure, please do not get a french pedicure. Sick. These feet are the most disgusting things I've ever seen. And I'm not discounting the gross foot on the right. Those nine inch nails are enough to make me vomit in my mouth AGAIN. Cut your toenails people. They are not meant to extend beyond your flesh.
No flip flops in the world can fix this. Not even if they're Chanel, no especially if they're Chanel. And speaking of Chanel flip flops, seriously? Seriously? Ew. This talon-toed pork chop needs to bring it down a few notches. Your sexy days are over. The witch feet aren't going to help.