The love interest and I had a cocktail the other night at Peppone in Brentwood. We go there often as it's generally easy to get a seat at the small bar, the food is delicious and the bartender Arturo rocks the casbah. This particular visit had an odd twist. A couple came in, she was very attractive...him average at best. The body language was odd and he struck up conversation. He whipped this out of a pocket:
He then proceeded to start talking about putting it on my downstairs mix up for the love interest to consume off of me. Um, seriously freak? My dude doesn't need viagra A. and B. no one is putting weird stuff on Larry and lapping it up. WTF? I shuddered and we hot tailed it out of there.
Of course, I took the sample. One never knows.
Not until the next day did I realize that they must be SWINGERS! He was getting my shag preferences.
Apparently I would have been a hit in the 70's.