I couldn't even think of a clever headliner.
After reading this, I thought it wise to tune into the Bachelor. When I saw Kasey talking about being bulimic to this greasy faced, Shemp-haired groder, I couldn't understand where the Bachelor was. Why was some random CVS stock boy on camera? Who was this guy she was emotionally vomiting on? (p.s. Kasey, start throwing up again if you are going to wear that black dress again) Sorry, I digress.
THIS is what these women are vying for? Are they all brain damaged? Or are they just damaged? The bar couldn't get any lower.