Poor thing has been surrounded by "yes" people for so long, she could have easily passed for a real housewife when she sat next to me on my NYC to LA flight. "Yes Lindsay, the vagina lips on your face are stunning. Yes Lindsay, please dye your hair the most unflattering blonde I have ever seen. You can pull it off. You're so hot."
This made me spit out a hearty mouthful of martini. DAMN YOU! The vagina lips on your face will stay with me forever. The worst part, is that at 25, she still needs to do sit ups. Suck in your gut and let your face go Lindsay. Sick.
Ohhhhh Debbie SHOULD be pissed. How does LiLo have a double chin? Can she close her mouth or is it always just slack open like that now?
ReplyDeleteWTF Wednesdays indeed.
Love,
Katie
Poor thing has been surrounded by "yes" people for so long, she could have easily passed for a real housewife when she sat next to me on my NYC to LA flight. "Yes Lindsay, the vagina lips on your face are stunning. Yes Lindsay, please dye your hair the most unflattering blonde I have ever seen. You can pull it off. You're so hot."
ReplyDeleteLove,
Noods
Noods,
ReplyDeleteThis made me spit out a hearty mouthful of martini. DAMN YOU! The vagina lips on your face will stay with me forever. The worst part, is that at 25, she still needs to do sit ups. Suck in your gut and let your face go Lindsay. Sick.
Love,
Katie