Is this seriously happening? What is it about J.Lo Hewitt and Lifetime that want to produce terrible programming about hookers? What baffles the mind more, is that they pick the LEAST sexy woman on the face of the planet. Sure, she has weird, long watermelon-boobs and sure she can do that perma-squint /down syndrome imitation face...but she is like a dead fish in the sex appeal department.
Is it that no one would touch these scripts with a ten foot pole? What happened to that other series she did? What was it about? Cat Whisperer? No, that's not it...GHOST...she was a ghost whisperer.
Rename this :
Life Goes on, the hooker years, and I would buy it.
Love,
Katie
Two words:
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eL T-
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you had a taste for watermelon. I'll make sure to pick up a couple when I see your new dojo.
Love,
Katie
Figured y'all knew it was a non-negotiable staple.
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eL T
Kate, Chris and I had our first fight because he had a poster of her on the fridge in his apartment. I couldn't. I was like if you love her we can't date. He said it was a joke but I think el t is right. It's the boobs.
ReplyDeleteShe is so horrible. Looking at her gets Your Body is a Wonderland in my head and then I picture her having sex with John Mayer, her long boobs dangling all over the place. But I would for sure watch Life Goes On, The Hooker Years.
ReplyDeleteYou have officially ruined that song for me. Katie tends to do that too... like the time she called Stevie Nicks a goat... or most recently when she likened Rob Thomas' voice to Cher's. Go ahead.. take a listen.
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Noods