She is so soothing and smiley. I want to snuggle into her ample breast and eat her decadent risotto. (Stop with your pervy minds people. Risotto is not code for anything.)
Who wouldn't want to breeze into her East Hampton estate and gain 50lbs?!
Feed me woman, feed me.
Love,
Katie
I would sell your soul to be Jeffrey.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kristen
Exactly! That guy fell into a pile of flesh and came out smelling like roses
ReplyDeleteLove Kate
He came out smelling like veal chops. Even better.
ReplyDeleteYou just have to be a gay charcuterie and cheese shop owner in the Hamptons to be invited to sit at one of her peoney -laden tablescape. I have prepared many of her dishes and other than Nigella Lawson...Ina is the sexiest cook on the tele.
ReplyDeleteSwirl Girl,
ReplyDeleteIf you prepare either Ina or Nigella's dishes, will you please call me so I can come over and nestle into your possibly ample breast? Eat your delicious treats and have you give me that "smile in the eye", gleamy look?
Love,
Katie