Sunday, March 11, 2012

Spanx for everything


Sara Blakely, you are my hero.  By helping women look and feel better about themselves, you have become Forbes youngest female billionaire.  Yay you!  There's not a self-respecting gal in America who doesn't fancy your undergarments from time to time.  When Spanx was finally added to the smoke and mirrors arsenal of make-up, hair dye, teeth bleaching, botox and spray tans, we all breathed a sigh of relief and headed to Fat Burger.  Bravo.

Love and Lady Crushes,
Tiffany


4 comments:

  1. Not for nothing, Tiff - but you?? Spanx?? Nyahhh...

    Touche...or should I say 'tushy'.

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  2. I'm with Swirl Girl on this one. The only part of Superdum that requires spanx is moi. I need my hail damage little nugget stumps smoothed out.

    Noods and Dum, you can both suck it. You both have smooth and lengthy limbs.

    Swirl Girl, I want to drink wine with you.

    Now, can someone put me in my chair?

    Love,
    Katie

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  3. Even exercise whores like myself get back bra bulge, and Spanx makes the ONLY bra on Earth that eliminates it. I have also had to be red carpet ready while early preggers (when I just looked like I needed to lay off the milkshakes) AND just after giving birth. So yes... Sara belongs to me too.

    Love,
    Noods

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    1. According to Spanx size chart, I'm a 36B. ? I've always been buying 32 or 34 DD. Is it just because they are stretchy? I may have to stick with the Genie Bra.

      Love,
      Katie

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