Well, she was mortified. The idea of me dining alone in public was so upsetting that she went so far as to say that if she ever saw me sitting by myself in a food establishment she would avoid eye contact to save me the embarrassment of being seen. I couldn't stop laughing. The fact that we didn't really even know each other made it even funnier to me.*
Four years later, the humiliation she feels on my behalf hasn't stopped me. Friend (you know who you are), this is for you.
yesterday
Who is that sitting across from me? Oh. No one.
Love,
Kristen
*Her neuroses have since become one of her most endearing traits, and there are many.
Dum,
ReplyDeleteIf I wasn't willing to eat out alone, I may never eat. Not being a Mommy and most of my friends have office jobs, there are a lot of lonely lunches. Thankfully, I have always enjoyed my alone time. The diff between us, is that I would dine at the bar and include a delicious glass of wine. Then I would make friends with random strangers. Yes...I am that girl. I miss you.
Love,
Katie
Alone time is an extravagant necessity! Note to Ron: Please try to be invisible and mute after 10pm.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Noods
Noods,
DeleteWine will make Ron both invisible and inaudible. It's magic. It does that...or it makes you want to shag. Either way, you win.
Love,
Katie