Wednesday, March 28, 2012
This is my rifle this is my gun
On Full Metal Joust, these guys eff each other up, for real. Jousting is something we've all seen at Medieval Times whilst wasted doing un-speakables in the bathroom amongst a gaggle of children (trying not to vom when you smell the horse poo and kid puke), this is not that. During one joust,some guy lost his nuts. And then a different guy got rammed in the bits, but kept them. Mike is clearly made of steel, as he was hit, knocked off then hit again and didn't even seem phased. (pissed, but not phased) He then, got off the horse and was gracious.
Mike, here is to keeping your nuts and tanning someone's hide. (and please be nice to the horses)