Friday, March 22, 2013

True words, Paris

I never thought I would say this but when I saw this quote from P. Hilton it all clicked.  I'm so onto my husband.

Grocery shopping:

Me:  What is this?  I meant normal cows milk when I said milk.


Me:  I didn't know that you didn't know that they need to wear pajamas.


Me:  Um, they are still dirty because when you put that cookie sheet in the water thing can't spin around.


Me:  Did you change our password again?  The lady at Chase is asking me what your favorite food is and I don't know if you said seafood or if you tried to throw off all the hackers again with something like "chinese"


Me:  Rags in with the towels?

Just kidding he's never done laundry.

I could never employ this method of avoidance because my self esteem is too wrapped up in my ability to do stupid stuff around the house.  But I respect it.  


1 comment:

  1. This is too funny. My Ron is easily guilty of this move as well. Were it not for Amex, I would have to organize everything. The best part is that he has OCD almost on par with mine, but isn't willing to do any of the work.

    I need to learn the art of playing dumb. (with a b)