I never thought I would say this but when I saw this quote from P. Hilton it all clicked. I'm so onto my husband.
Grocery shopping:
Me: What is this? I meant normal cows milk when I said milk.
Bedtime:
Me: I didn't know that you didn't know that they need to wear pajamas.
Dishes:
Me: Um, they are still dirty because when you put that cookie sheet in the water thing can't spin around.
Bills:
Me: Did you change our password again? The lady at Chase is asking me what your favorite food is and I don't know if you said seafood or if you tried to throw off all the hackers again with something like "chinese"
Laundry:
Me: Rags in with the towels?
Just kidding he's never done laundry.
Just kidding he's never done laundry.
I could never employ this method of avoidance because my self esteem is too wrapped up in my ability to do stupid stuff around the house. But I respect it.
Love,
Kristen
This is too funny. My Ron is easily guilty of this move as well. Were it not for Amex, I would have to organize everything. The best part is that he has OCD almost on par with mine, but isn't willing to do any of the work.
ReplyDeleteI need to learn the art of playing dumb. (with a b)
Love
Katie