Monday, March 4, 2013


It used to seem like an awesome thing to be a vampire.  With the sex bombs on "True Blood", I would let Eric Northman "turn" me in a New York minute!  But while watching "Twilight Breaking Dawn Parts 1 & 2"... it really hit home that those vampires don't sleep.  The idea of the on and on-ness of it exhausted me. I mean come on, EVERY single day for all eternity with no shut eye?  That sounds like living hell.  The one I'm actually already in. (except for the not aging part)

These creatures need some Vambien. 

I love you Bill, Eric and Edward, but I love my sleep more.  Call me when you get your prescriptions. 


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