dlistedWhat? Did you think this was a picture from a photo shoot? Ah, no this is a candid shot captured by a paparazzi who was absolutely not hired by Kelly Bensimon* to take pics of her by the hotel pool in Miami. How could you even confuse that? That look in her eyes? It's not saying I will give you an extra fifty bucks to email these to TMZ as soon as we're done here. It's saying should I put on spf 50 or is that going overboard? I wonder what time my flight leaves on Sunday. I should check. After a nap. What's that over there? Just normal stuff!
Now I'm going to take it in a different direction because there is this.
Medically I cannot find any explanation for that. I obviously wanted it to be a third nipple but it's unlikely. In any case she doesn't seem to be bothered by it. Anyone have any personal knowledge of or even textbook reference for that?
* I can just her that conversation. Him: Nobody is going to want those pictures. Her: What if I show my third nipple? Him: Already seen it. Her: (Sigh) Just come, I will pay for your room at the Delano.