dlisted
What? Did you think this was a picture from a photo shoot? Ah, no this is a candid shot captured by a paparazzi who was absolutely not hired by Kelly Bensimon* to take pics of her by the hotel pool in Miami. How could you even confuse that? That look in her eyes? It's not saying I will give you an extra fifty bucks to email these to TMZ as soon as we're done here. It's saying should I put on spf 50 or is that going overboard? I wonder what time my flight leaves on Sunday. I should check. After a nap. What's that over there? Just normal stuff!Now I'm going to take it in a different direction because there is this.
dlisted
Medically I cannot find any explanation for that. I obviously wanted it to be a third nipple but it's unlikely. In any case she doesn't seem to be bothered by it. Anyone have any personal knowledge of or even textbook reference for that?
Love,
Kristen
* I can just her that conversation. Him: Nobody is going to want those pictures. Her: What if I show my third nipple? Him: Already seen it. Her: (Sigh) Just come, I will pay for your room at the Delano.
Dum,
ReplyDeleteIt's called Super Fucked Up Sternum Bone Syndrome. It generally afflicts mildly to severely retarded women with abnormally huge shoulders with no hips. It also afflicts some trannies. I'm not sure which category she falls into.
Love,
Katie
If I had to pick I would say the second but then how do we explain the children. Do you think she Beyonce'd them?
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kristen
Hopefully she bought them. If those poor children have any part of that creep's DNA they are screwed.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Katie