I never thought I would say this but when I saw this quote from P. Hilton it all clicked. I'm so onto my husband.
Grocery shopping:
Me: What is this? I meant normal cows milk when I said milk.
Bedtime:
Me: I didn't know that you didn't know that they need to wear pajamas.
Dishes:
Me: Um, they are still dirty because when you put that cookie sheet in the water thing can't spin around.
Bills:
Me: Did you change our password again? The lady at Chase is asking me what your favorite food is and I don't know if you said seafood or if you tried to throw off all the hackers again with something like "chinese"
Laundry:
Me: Rags in with the towels?
Just kidding he's never done laundry.
Just kidding he's never done laundry.
I could never employ this method of avoidance because my self esteem is too wrapped up in my ability to do stupid stuff around the house. But I respect it.
Love,
Kristen
