Saturday, August 4, 2012

Me go pee pee in your Coke

I am a shoe junkie... an unapologetic slave to the masterpieces of Choo, Prada, Blahnik and Dolce.  When I got married, my custom-made Blahniks cost more than my NYC rent (insert expletive).  So it is no surprise that I fell in love with these:



However, it was quite a surprise after I placed the online order and the shoes on the right arrived:





WTF?  They actually have a plastic sole and bedazzled, glued-on rhinestones.  After wasting my time with phone calls that led to non-English speaking nowhere, I had to admit that I had been had by a fake Choo / Chinese online spinster.

Bad joke Mr. Chinese businessman... bad joke.

Love,
Tiffany

2 comments:

  1. This made me laugh out loud in the back of a cab. The imposter shoes are maybe the funniest things I have ever seen. It looks like they have different colored bedazzlers on them. They didn't have the wherewithal to stay with a single color / themed stone.

    Anyway, we share this shoe addiction. You almost made me buy BRIGHT blue sparkly shoes for over $500 today. That is not right. We need help. Professional help.

    Love,
    Katie

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  2. P.S. Not all the Chinese pee in your coke as a joke.

    That lil bugger did...but not all.

    Love,
    Katie

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