I am a shoe junkie... an unapologetic slave to the masterpieces of Choo, Prada, Blahnik and Dolce. When I got married, my custom-made Blahniks cost more than my NYC rent (insert expletive). So it is no surprise that I fell in love with these:
However, it was quite a surprise after I placed the online order and the shoes on the right arrived:
WTF? They actually have a plastic sole and bedazzled, glued-on rhinestones. After wasting my time with phone calls that led to non-English speaking nowhere, I had to admit that I had been had by a fake Choo / Chinese online spinster.
Bad joke Mr. Chinese businessman... bad joke.
Love,
Tiffany
This made me laugh out loud in the back of a cab. The imposter shoes are maybe the funniest things I have ever seen. It looks like they have different colored bedazzlers on them. They didn't have the wherewithal to stay with a single color / themed stone.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, we share this shoe addiction. You almost made me buy BRIGHT blue sparkly shoes for over $500 today. That is not right. We need help. Professional help.
Love,
Katie
P.S. Not all the Chinese pee in your coke as a joke.
ReplyDeleteThat lil bugger did...but not all.
Love,
Katie