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Thursday, August 9, 2012
Honey Boo Boo gets her thunder stolen!
FINALLY, the much anticipated "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" premiered on Wednesday night. Although Alana is an absolute trailer park delight, I fell in love with someone else.
When she ripped a big one for the opener, I knew I'd be hooked. With a constant barrage of GIRD, IBS and wheezing symptoms, she is the jolliest, chubbiest Pizza the Hut type creature I have ever seen. After my first two episodes, I was compelled to eat a box of twinkies, wash them down with a case of Mountain Dew, get my IUD taken out and get knocked up.
Finally a Mentor I can get behind. She didn't need to dolla to make me holla!