FINALLY, the much anticipated "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" premiered on Wednesday night. Although Alana is an absolute trailer park delight, I fell in love with someone else.
MAMA!
When she ripped a big one for the opener, I knew I'd be hooked. With a constant barrage of GIRD, IBS and wheezing symptoms, she is the jolliest, chubbiest Pizza the Hut type creature I have ever seen. After my first two episodes, I was compelled to eat a box of twinkies, wash them down with a case of Mountain Dew, get my IUD taken out and get knocked up.
Finally a Mentor I can get behind. She didn't need to dolla to make me holla!
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Katie
Uh, she gets her thunder "stole".
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Kristen
I love the name Mountain Dew for your first chile.
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