Gwyneth: Hey B! What's up?
Beyonce: Dude, I am freaking out.
G: Tell me everything.
B: OK, so we were out last night with Kanye and Kim K
G: I saw that!
B: Anyway she is super pretty.
G: B, you are a SUPER STAR. Are you kidding me?
B: I don't know why but it freaked me out. She was so relaxed around us and I felt like she should totally be uncomfortable. I don't think I even crossed my legs and she totally did.
G: Honey, she is comfortable because she is trash. She would sell her soul to be you.
B: I love you.
G: I love you more.