Sunday, July 8, 2012

Celebrity Sunday!

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Brrring.  Brring.

Gwyneth:  Hey B!  What's up?

Beyonce:  Dude, I am freaking out.

G:  Tell  me everything.

B:  OK, so we were out last night with Kanye and Kim K

G:  I saw that!

B:  Anyway she is super pretty.

G:  B, you are a SUPER STAR.  Are you kidding me?  

B:  I don't know why but it freaked me out.  She was so relaxed around us and I felt like she should totally be uncomfortable.  I don't think I even crossed my legs and she totally did.

G:  Honey, she is comfortable because she is trash.  She would sell her soul to be you.  

B:  I love you.

G:  I love you more.


1 comment:

  1. Wait...what in the shizizzle is happening? And why are pretending that I should care? That is sick and wrong. Would someone please send a plumber over to that beyatches house to snake out the horse hair before there is a flow over disaster?