Everyone knows I've got back or rather...a ba-donka-donk butt. So you can imagine what a delightful treat it might appear to be to an Indian mosquito. What that little piece of shit didn't count on was my reflexes. He got about two bites deep when I flexed my gluts and my mighty cheeks smashed him.
He was a real asshole.
Hope I don't get malaria.
Love,
Katie
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