See, this is exactly why they have you lift your cheeks when you spray tan. So you can crawl into a bar in the middle of the day with a lit cigarette and not be embarrassed. Bare assed but not embarrassed.
Love,
Kristen
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That you know so much about spray-tanning is truly alarming. No, I don't want to know...
ReplyDeleteLyman! Don't be afraid of the spray tan. It is revolutionary. And when you have your first one you will see that to get it right is really quite an ordeal. I will say no more.
ReplyDeleteThat is truly a word to the wise. I pretty much grab my ankles on part of the back side spray...as my ass is so big, half my cripple sticks would remain un-tan.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Katie