After my recent bout of plastic surgery, (I'll update you all on of that later) I was down for about 6 weeks.....something like that, I can't be sure.
Anyway, you can't exercise because it raises your blood pressure, so instead I filled that time with cheeseburgers. I put on exactly 15 lbs from the time of the surgery. They were baffled....almost impressed. Like, how in the HELL were you able to pack on the pounds like that. I blew up like a f*#king tick.
He told me I needed to take the weight back off for true results but not to freak out. So, I've been going the healthy route: exercise, clean eating and of course, martinis. I've dropped 10. It's not happening fast enough. (Being over 40 sucks balls)
Perhaps it's time to throw in the towel and see if I can get a lap band. I've seen it work wonders on some friends. (Will they do that for 5-10lbs?)