I love the idea of Jessa from Girls being a mom. Here is how I see a conversation going down.
Daughter: Mom, Daisy didn't even talk to me today. She likes Ollie and now she won't speak to me.
Jessa: Um. Right. Well, I went through a phase when I was your age and I was shagging Jordan from Essex (did I tell you about him?) whilst he was shagging Elsie (not the cow although she was a cow). And then I just stopped. And it sorted itself out, love! I actually just ran into Elsie and we had Mocha Lattes and had a laugh about Jordan's bits. It all works out. Let's have a cuddle. Okay, Mummy has to go now but if you have anymore feelings tell Angela and we will speak about it in the morning. I know it's hard to be eleven. Eleven was my first worst year.