I have many natural gifts (parallel parking, near perfect balance, long nail beds) but I have been forced to admit that I cannot dress myself for sport. Everything I own is high school gym issue circa 1987. I'm like something out of the Royal Tenenbaums. And I have tried to shop at Lulu Lemon (with my gift card from last Christmas) but I always feel like the newfangled athletic gear is laughing at me. Like it knows somehow that I haven't strapped on a pair of trainers since I was a teen. I am stumped. How do other ladies make sporty look so spice? Why can't it be like that for me? Where is my retainer??