Would somebody please pay the balance on my Saks card?

It may seem a lot to ask, but when gems like this are 70% off, there is no way to walk away.  You've already seen the crystal Choos.  Well, they were certainly NOT in my budget.

Aside from some gorgeous person just making a donation, would you have any suggestions?  A bake sale? A cake walk? A calendar?   It is for a good cause.

Without your help, my legs will always look like or rather BE sad, cellulite riddled midget legs.

Love,
Katie

Um, Ali, those aren't pants

I love Ali Larter and she is super fit but even so.  I can't get behind this (hehe).  And it's not like she's going to the gym - you can't see this in the pic but she is wearing ankle boots.  You're not fooling anyone ladies, no one thinks those are really pants.  Full disclosure, I am wearing leggings as pants right now but with a knee length coat, so.  Totally different.

Love,
Kristen

LASH OUT!

(Pictured with Amanda Miller)

Most people that know me know that I love MAC 7's.  They are a certain style of fake lashes.  Why do I wear them?  Because I'm a tard/freak that will pick at my lashes when I am anxious.  However, when I use Latisse, not only do I stop (clearly some sort of bizarre mental game)...but they grow like weeds!

That picture was mid-cycle on Latisse.  I need to get me some more of dat.  DAMN!

Dr. Jane Semel, I'm going to be calling you shortly.

Love,
Katie

p.s. how did I miss THAT during Plastic Surgery month?

I'm already kind of pissed at you 2012

No heat.

Love,
Kristen

Update:  my house is now three degrees warmer than my wine fridge.

NOW I know why you people have children

A woman in SF had recently adopted a baby, and was hosting a party.  I stumbled across this action packed toy and was delighted.  (It was missing the batteries)

The hostess was NOT amused.  In fact, I believe she was angry that I had called attention to the elephant in the room.  Give me a break.  That is clearly...exactly what it is.

FYI, Adopting a child to acquire one of these is pretty hard core.  One need only wander into their local Pleasure Chest and unashamedly request one.

Love,
Katie

p.s. don't forget the batteries

That wasn't me

So the word is starting to spread, in my tiny town, about this blog.  And I can see people thinking should I say that in front of her?  Will it end up on the blog?  And the answer is yes! and YES!!  Sorry, but you guys are funny.  And now I feel like it's my job.  But, I won't name names.  Just kidding I will.  Ha!  I totally won't.

Love,
Kristen

Resolutions Be Damned!

So, the diet isn't turning out quite as I planned....

Love,
Katie