Monday, July 14, 2014

I need a shower and a hug

I did all of you a big solid (that doesn't sound right) tonight by watching a show called Game of Crowns.  It's about a bunch of ladies competing in the Mrs. America pageants.  And I learned a ton!  But if I had to pick my top three lessons it would be..

Don't ever ever ever wear the same traveling outfit as your pageant mentor.  Not that you would.  I think that is pretty obvious.

There is something called butt spray and I want it.

Don't do the Mrs. America pageant.

And unless you want to lose your faith in womankind don't watch this show.  It is a blood bath.  In full make up and clip on hair.


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