I did all of you a big solid (that doesn't sound right) tonight by watching a show called Game of Crowns. It's about a bunch of ladies competing in the Mrs. America pageants. And I learned a ton! But if I had to pick my top three lessons it would be..
Don't ever ever ever wear the same traveling outfit as your pageant mentor. Not that you would. I think that is pretty obvious.
There is something called butt spray and I want it.
Don't do the Mrs. America pageant.
And unless you want to lose your faith in womankind don't watch this show. It is a blood bath. In full make up and clip on hair.