this makes me want to punch someone in the face
Sometimes Katie and I cheer each other up by out mizzing* each other. I don't know how funny it is to normal people to talk about your bad days, but I needed to get this off my chest. It kind of felt like Cosmic Joke on Kristen Day.
6:30 Wake up thinking it is PM and don't know where my kids are. Panic attack
6:31 Find them in their beds and realize it is AM
6:32 Text Katie
8:00 Clean up puppy vomit which is a pair of my Hanky Pankies and some brown stuff. Dry heave
8:10 Go to check emails and find that my internet is down
12:00 Load six kids in the car to take to swim camp
2:00 Think my cleaning lady snarled at me. Maybe that's just her face?
3:45 Pick up the six at swim camp
4:10 Am stopped while trying to exit swim camp parking lot by 15 year old lot attendant to let 400 other cars exit
4:30 Scream at 15 year old that I have six kids in my car and one is only two and he needs to let me out
4:31 Exit swim camp
5:00 The road I need to take is closed
5:20 Get lost on way to swim meet
6:15 Event #2 heat 4 and my six year old son is already over this swim meet. Tears. My oldest daughter is in event #46
7:45 Swim meet shut down to search for missing toddler. Panic attack
7:55 Toddler found by the popo
8:45 Arrive home and downstairs AC isn't working
9:00 Remember that internet is down
9:30 Power goes out during Shark Tank
9:35 Text Katie
Close eyes. Breathe deep. Repeat forever.
*a competition of miserableness